what if this is the convo between u and ur bf/gf?

Leon: May i hold your hand?
Chanel: No thanks, it's not heavy.

Leon: Say you love me!
Chanel: You love me..

Chanel: If we're married will you give me a ring?
Leon: Sure, what's your handphone number??

CHanel: I think the poorest people are the happiest people.
Leon: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

Chanel: B, i wanna dance like this forever.
Leon: Don't you ever wanna improve?

Leon : I love you and I could die for you!
Chanel : How soon??

Leon : I would go to the end of the world for you!
Chanel: Yes, but would you stay there??

Leon: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
Chanel: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

Chanel : You remind me of the sea.
Leon : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Chanel : NO, because you make me sick.

chanel : Alouis says I'm pretty. hongsiang says I'm ugly.What do u think, Leon?
Leon : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.




hahha! how was it? okay i cannot stop laughing now. (y)